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There's a movie theater in downtown Phoenix, Arizona, that only shows movies from 1987. If you pay for three tickets and buy a large popcorn, they'll show a movie that shows your future. If you watch the entire movie, you'll have trouble sleeping for the rest of your life.

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There's a demon of great evil who will walk the Earth if anyone knows of its existence and doesn't repeat its name to anyone else. From what I understand, its name is something like "Jkqxxllyuo."

This was told to me by a rather unkempt man on the street; if you haven't noticed, I just told you.

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If you watch every State of the Union Address since they were filmed and made available on tape, you'll see that halfway through—exactly halfway through—the President always says the same word. Most say it quietly during standing ovations, but some are forced to insert it into their speech.

What's the word? You don't want to know.

[Anonymous says it's Peony, an OTO code used to denote a call for help on adventures in the 8th dimension. There's one flower for all eleven dimensions.]

Note: State of the Union Address (annual report presented by the President of the United States)

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All of "The Mars Volta" songs are played backwards from what they actually played. No one knows exactly why they can't play forwards, but they have at least 10 different, rougher versions of each song to play at their shows to avoid arousing suspicion.

Note: "Rough" version of a song, version not yet finished

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Three out of five people, at some point in their lives, will wake up in an alley with no memory of how they got there.

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The lottery gives you a three-digit number and a four-digit number every day, right? What else has seven digits divided into three and then four? That's right, it's a phone number. The lottery is a telephone oracle. Whoever is on the other end of the line when you call that number knows something you need to know, though sometimes it can be difficult to extract the prophecy from them.

It helps if you have a winning ticket, I guess.

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Benjamin Franklin's ties to occult secret societies have long been known. In a documentary, the History Channel discusses his involvement in the Hellfire Club, a secret society that held black masses and orgies. These bizarre, occult practices still occur today in secret societies like the Bohemian Club.

In 1998, workers restoring Franklin's London home unearthed the remains of six children and four adults hidden beneath the house. The London Times reported on February 11, 1998:

"Initial estimates are that the bones are about 200 years old and were buried during Franklin's time in the house, which was his home from 1757 to 1762 and from 1764 to 1775. Most of the bones show signs of having been dissected, sawed, or cut. One skull was punctured with several holes. Paul Knapman, the Westminster coroner, said yesterday: 'I cannot entirely rule out the possibility of foul play. There is still a possibility that I may have to open an inquest.'"

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Go into Subway and tell the server you want the sandwich they've always wanted a customer to order. They'll quickly, discreetly, and expressionlessly prepare the sandwich with various toppings. The sandwich will be the best thing you've ever tasted. This only works once per server. If you ask them to make it again, they won't remember how. If you try to reconstruct it, you won't succeed.

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A secret society meets every three years in a small restaurant in West Virginia.

To join, you must arrive at the American Grill restaurant, located in Cricket Town, at 9:30 p.m. on September 21st. The only uniform is a heavy overcoat and a green tie.

Order a "plate of eggs, bacon, and coffee." The server will say the breakfast menu isn't available and reply, "Well, just coffee then." You may stay after the meeting ends.

The meeting itself is a gathering of thoughts and philosophies about immortality. The society calls itself "The Socratic Method." They raise their mugs at the beginning and end of the meeting and say "Death to Socrates."

Rumor has it that a little hemlock is added to the first cup and an antidote to the last.

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Source: https://web.archive.org/web/20111207000647/https://chanarchive.org/4chan/b/257/creepypasta#32093062

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